Because I can. . .

Oh how the mighty have fallen. This serves all you people right for worshipping a talentless hack just because she looks good in a red-leather jumpsuit. Now look at your precious queen. Look at her!



UPDATE: Link is broken, go here. And upon further thought, it's not that she looks bad necessarily, just that she looks so plain. What's next, we're gonna find out that our pop singers are only average singers?