And Since I'm Doing Hollywood News. . .

Not that she's Hollywood (more like Anaheim), but Trishelle from the "Real World" has stooped to auctioning herself off. I wonder which Trishelle will show up to meet the guy who bid on this: the Trishelle who looks half-decent and goes out clubbing, or the Trishelle who looks like someone hit her in the face with a TV and did the little interview things on the show. I'm praying for you, guy.