Before I Get Back to More Serious Stuff. . .

Though I suppose this is kind of serious. Somehow I missed this when it first came out, but International Truck and Engine Corp. has rolled out a disgusting, gas-guzzling mammoth of a car that makes the H2 look like a Matchbox car. A slightly dated article on it can be found here.



Now, if that wasn't bad enough, it has come to my attention that this monster of a truck that gets 7 miles per gallon just may become the next must-have item among the elite (read: people with small penises). Apparently our generation's Allen Funt, Ashton Kutcher, has already jumped on board the oil-express. Looks like he's still upset that genetics "punk'd" him down below.


(Yes, that's Kutcher behind the wheel)